Toilet Police Stickers Product Review

Originally published in issue 13 of Married Punks in 1998.


"They make great gifts for bridal showers . . .," reads the press release. Why? These three dollar, gold foil stickers are washable, which is good because they're meant for the toilet, and they are shaped like a police badge that reads, "Toilet Police: Close and Flush." I guess that's why.

I don't buy stickers, especially not three dollar ones. It's a novel idea, but so were pet rocks. Who would want this? I don't even think Yuppies would buy these, and they buy anything!