Sunday, May 24, 2020

Mike Hunt Comix: 6-Pack of Minis #1(?) Comic Review

Originally appeared in issue 13 of Married Punks, published in 1998.


This packet contained six small comics from the menace-to-society Michael Diana. The best part is that some of these are early pieces. Throughout it all he examines the perils of drunk driving, home abortions, drug abuse, STDs, pedophile priests (are there any other kind?), and revolution.

If you're familiar with Diana's work and subsequent charges, you know what you're in for. If you're not - prepare to be shocked. You know I love this stuff!

Friday, May 22, 2020

Horrorhead #1 Comic Book Review

Originally published in 1998 in issue 13 of Married Punks.


I love comic books, and this humorous anthology is entertaining with its unique panel layouts, but it just isn't enough. I finished this black and white in under three minutes, which makes two dollars too much to spend on this.

Perhaps the second issue will have more content.

Bad Pills #1 Comic Book Review

This originally appeared in Married Punks #13, published in 1998.


Sverre Helmer Kristensen, who has died of bone cancer, delighted in drawing shocking comics, and Bad Pills is pure shock.

Kristensen hits up on racism, Hitler, rape, decomposing bunnies, and Bob Dobbs. These are okay stories, but the best is Kristensen's autobiographical "Almost Dead," which humorously portrays his struggle with cancer.

It's a shame he's gone. His over-the-top subject matter combined with his cartoon-like art had a real style to it. He could've been a contender.

Toilet Police Stickers Product Review

Originally published in issue 13 of Married Punks in 1998.


"They make great gifts for bridal showers . . .," reads the press release. Why? These three dollar, gold foil stickers are washable, which is good because they're meant for the toilet, and they are shaped like a police badge that reads, "Toilet Police: Close and Flush." I guess that's why.

I don't buy stickers, especially not three dollar ones. It's a novel idea, but so were pet rocks. Who would want this? I don't even think Yuppies would buy these, and they buy anything!

Greeting Cards From Mike Hunt Publishing Product Review

This review originally appeared in 1998 in issue 13 of Married Punks.


I don't know how much these are, or how many varieties there are, but I do know you'll want them.

Autopsy photos, wounds, and post-surgery shots were featured on the cards sent to me, and all are in glorious color. They're also blank on the inside for your special poem.

These are perfect for friends and enemies alike.

Zine Guide #1

Originally appeared in 1998 in issue 13 of Married Punks.


Publications like this are essential to the 'zine/punk/underground community. They provide addresses, descriptions, and ordering instructions for 'zines (in this case, over fifteen hundred 'zines). The Zine Guide even gives a little more.

Plenty of surveys (best 'zines, label favorites, etc.) round this out, as well as editors' top picks and comments. This stuff is great! It goes beyond publications like Book Your Own Fuckin' Life in that sense, though BYOFL's scope is broader.

This is an important tool for 'zine fans, editors, and labels. The next issue should be even better.

The Wild Animal Revue #16 Review

Originally appeared in issue 13 of Married Punks, published in 1998.


Society has many taboos. Having sex with animals is one of them. People are always going to break taboos though, and this publication proves it.

With articles ranging from animal worship in ancient Egypt to classifieds, this magazine examines the people who really love animals . . . in the Biblical sense. This isn't merely pornographic, either. This is a serious publication with wonderful insights. Of course, there are a few non-explicit photos, too.

Reading reviews of animal penis shaped dildos and readers' true life experiences with dogs and pigs is truly fascinating. Some may find this twisted, possibly bizarre. I, on the other hand, find this interesting and informative.

Tuesday, May 19, 2020

Tail Spins #30 Review

Originally published in issue 13 of Married Punks, which was published in 1998.


Tail Spins never fails to deliver a solid read. In this glossy cover, ad laden issue, and no, that's not a slam against it, we have interviews with Dale Crover (Melvins) and Today is the Day, articles on cannibals, hermaphrodites, and a journal excerpt on a journey to Managna.

My only criticism lies not with the ads, which I have read complaints about in some reviews, but with the cannibalism piece. Reporting a false act of cannibalism, as with what was alleged in Bakersfield, California, with real acts cheapens the article. Also, in the section on Ed Gein, my favorite of all serial killers, Bernice Worden is named as a victim, which is true. The headless, dismembered woman is the shed is also mentioned at the end of the section, but what never is told is that they are one in the same. Another section reports that Otis Toole was the killer of Adam Walsh, though according to researcher Michael Newton's book, Hunting Humans: The Encyclopedia of Serial Killers Volume One, police say he had nothing to do with that murder despite his claims.

Seeing as these few complaints are my only problem with this mag, I can still wholeheartedly recommend it.

Subversion #5 Review

Originally published in Married Punks #13, published in 1998.


Subversion consistently improves, and it always delivers a good read, even if I don't agree with some of the editor's opinions. (I think his views on school play into capitalism too much, and of Pennywise he says that it is "one of the premiere punk bands of all times.")

Mr. Rogers, the editor, opens strongly with a piece about going to Maximumrocknroll to see about using a scanner. He's brushed off twice, and quite rudely, by Tim Yohannan. Nice, Tim.

Other highlights include the inspirational "Looking Out for #1," "The Burning Question," and the piece I didn't quite agree with, "School is Cool."

Too bad I sent in the new 'zine survey before I read this issue. I would have granted it a favorite status.

Saturday, May 16, 2020

Straight Force #3 Review

Originally published in issue 13 of Married Punks, 1998.


Hardcore to the hilt. If hardcore music interests you (it does me, but I'm not obsessive over it), then you'll like this. Tenfold, Ensign, and Up Front are a few of the bands interviewed (though they weren't terribly exciting interviews), and there were a few choice columns (violence at shows, political correctness, glossy magazines) and a good selection of music reviews.

This is a good looking 'zine, and it shows a real appreciation for the hardcore scene. In said scene, most of the people are either really cool or mega assholes. The Straight Force crew seems to be the former.

The Small Publisher's Co-Op Flyer Times Vol. 3 #1(?) Review

Originally appeared in Married Punks #13, published in 1998.


This is the Small Publisher's Co-Op publication and it's . . . okay. I mean, what could it be? There's articles on the Co-Op (including a piece on a recent controversy that I won't get into), an overview of the publications that are members of the Co-Op, a comic strip, and a scene report on Tampa courtesy of Dave Disorder (A.D.D. 'zine) that has "bad" words censored. That's worrisome.

If you're interested in joining the Co-Op, you'll probably get this. Otherwise, don't bother.

Sunday, May 10, 2020

Riverside Art Scene/Artzine Split #A1

This was originally published in issue 13 of Married Punks in 1998.


This half size issue features a bundle of collages, drawings, ranting, and crazy comic strips ("Pussyhead and Titface," "Stoner Cops," and others). It's chaotic as all fuck, but that works for it rather than against it.

While all the idiots in Eureka were watching the Super Bowl, I was reading this. I think I got the better end of the deal, though you "cool" types may find this publication beneath you. You know what, though? You people suck anyway. What cares what you find beneath you? What the hell kind of review has this turned into?

Open Forum #13 Review

This originally appeared in Married Punks #13, published in 1998.


Open Forum is a 'zine about sex and politics and the combination of them. It features photos, drawings, fiction, reviews, and some hard hitting articles (stuff on child sex and Frank Moore's excellent piece on the mainstreaming of "avant garde" art) that makes one think, whatever your opinion may be.

Personally, I like this publication a lot. One of my favorite things is to read the impressions the editor has of America. Spiros, the editor, is right on with his observations. Patriotic slobs will differ on that, but he is right: our government (and, moreso, the corporations that control it) is lying, murderous, and hypocritical.

The only thing this 'zine could use is more diversity.

*Note: This 'zine is from Greece.

Olive Pit #1 Review

This originally appeared in 1998's Married Punks #13.


Oh good, a literary 'zine. I don't get enough of these, and perhaps, after seeing this, that's not such a bad thing.

This publication is fairly thin to begin with, and once the stuff I wasn't interested in is taken out, it stands at six pages. Even the one story I did like, "Touch It" by Jenn Solheim, just died at the end.

Don't get me wrong - the works presented here are quality pieces, but they didn't interest me that much.

Saturday, May 2, 2020

The Lion's Paw 1998 Review

This originally appeared in issue 13 of Married Punks, published in 1998.


This is a split with King VelVeeda's catalog, which makes it even better. There's not much content other than self-promotional stuff, but there are some great fringe items to be ordered. These things include art, shirts, and photos. Excellent goodies to be had. I need some fuckin' money.

KiT 'Zine Vol. 3 #7 Review

This review originally appeared in Married Punks #13 published in 1998.


The majority of this 'zine is a story about the editor, James Harvey, and his spiritual awakening into the world of Christianity. It's disturbing because it seems to slowly go into the realm of mental illness with Christianity being the saving grace, though I have my own opinions on just how stable that religion is. The story must be read to understand what I mean. It's a sad, disturbing tale, that strengthens my feelings on organized religion, which are far from benign.

The comic strip at the end of the issue, drawn and written by Matthew S. Armstrong, is the other noteworthy thing here. IT is well-drawn and clever, but lacks a strong plot.