Saturday, October 15, 2011

Excess Hollywood: The Cancers That Are Trekkies

Originally published 11/24/05, this "Excess Hollywood" column on Film Threat came across meaner than I meant it to, in all honesty.  I'm actually surprised the editor at the time let it run.  You can read it here.

Friday, September 23, 2011

Nothing Men Novel on Kindle

It is finally available for all you Kindle readers.  My horror novel Nothing Men, set in the Trinity Alps of Northern California is about what happens to one family on a summer vacation when they happen to stumble into a village where the most unimaginable is taking place.  Not for the easily offended or weak of heart.

You can click here to purchase.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Excess Hollywood: Citizen Lame

12/1/05.  That's when Film Threat published this "Excess Hollywood" piece where I took on the grandfather of all films, Citizen KaneYou can read it here.  I stick by this piece and my criticism of the film.

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Anton Chekov's The Duel Review

Published 8/19/11 on Film Threat.  If you would like to read my review of the film adaptation of the classic just click here.

Monday, August 15, 2011

Review of "The Kingdom of Survival" and Interview With Its Director

8/15/11 saw the Film Threat publication of my piece with M.A. Littler.  Earlier in the month, Z Magazine ran my interview as well.  You can read the Film Threat version here, and the Z version here.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Excess Hollywood: Life is Sith

12/7/05.  My "Excess Hollywood" column on Film Threat covered the last of the prequels in George Lucas' sci-fi franchise.  You can read it here.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Some Tattoo Savage Pieces

Issue 33 of Tattoo Savage from 3/2000 had so many pieces from me that the profile I wrote had to be published under the moniker "Doug Chaos."  In this issue were reviews of Dangerous Toys, Society 1 and the movie Terror Firmer.  The profile was for Andrea Steggal.

I was going to scan the writing from the issue, but I don't like the way the scans come out, and I could find no place online where these reviews have been posted.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Lights Camera Dead Film Review

Film Threat ran this 6/28/11.  It's a film review of a work few have probably seen.  You can read it here.

Excess Hollywood: Texas and the Death Penalty

Originally published on Film Threat 12/15/2005, this piece (click here to read it) was my response to the question of what my favorite film was with a president in it.  Odd question, and I think the answer may have ticked off some people.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Another Column Idea That Never Launched

I tried promoting this one way back in 1999.  It was a column that dealt with the international underground sex scene.  Perhaps it is best this never took off.



The international underground sex scene is going strong, though it is better in some places than others, as is always the case.  One country where the scene is jumping, however, is England.
           
According to Sally, a twenty-nine-year-old corporate banker, the best places to visit are London, Leeds, Glasgow and Newcastle.  “Cardiff is all loose women looking for a shag,” Sally warns, “and small town girls love small town boys.  The small town girls don’t go for foreigners too much.”  So where to go for more refined, liberated tastes?

“London,” Sally answers.  “Go to Soho.  It’s got fetish clubs -- whatever you’re looking for.”  Sally doesn’t like talking about what she’s into, however, for fear of losing her job.  She is quick to point out that Bristol is another hot city to visit if you’re looking for love.  Some disagree with that, though.

“Bristol’s fairly dead,” explains Dan, a twenty-five-year-old who spends his time looking for anonymous sex with men and women.  “There’s prostitutes, but nothing else worth checking out.”

If prostitutes are your cup of tea, however, Serene reports that the prostitute scene in Singapore is bustling with action, though the clubs aren’t worth exploring.  “Lots of prostitutes from Thailand, the Philippines and Indonesia come over here to earn some bucks,” she confides when asked about Singapore’s sex action.  “You want to go to an area called Geylang.  There are lots of underground prostitution houses there.”  That bodes well for the traveling man who wants a smorgasbord of flesh.

Closer to home there’s the ever-popular, not to mentioned crowded, Tijuana, Mexico.  For those who want class and a wide range of women, the Chicago Club fits the bill.  If sleaze is your thing, though, Moulono Rojo comes highly recommended.  Be sure to catch the Snake Lady and her act if you dare enter Rojo’s doors.  It will be well worth it.

Next time we’ll examine where to go if you’re looking for native specialities, and we’ll talk to some sex workers who will be sure to open your eyes to some of the things you have to watch out for while on the road.  Ciao!


Friday, May 27, 2011

Found Objects Movie Review

Film Threat published my review of the short film Found Objects on 5/22/11.  This was one of the more painful reviews I've had to write, as it is rare to see something so well done fail so miserably.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

A Column Idea That Never Launched

Back in 1999 I came up with a column idea I pitched to various adult magazines.  It was called Notes From the Sexual Underground.  It covered exactly what it said: the sexual underground.  There was some interest expressed in it, but it nothing ever came of any of it.  Here is the what the first column would've been.


From the hotel rooms to the secret clubs across the world, the sexual underground is thriving.  As

usual, there is plenty going on, and this time it all starts with a new trend in publishing.

For years the underground punk rock publishing world has stuck close to its roots of music and political coverage.  Now, however, it is expanding its editorial scope to include the erotic and downright dirty.

 Ten Things Jesus Wants You to Know,  the legendary punk ‘zine from Washington, has started printing black and white nude photos throughout its pages.  The photos, mostly of women, are tasteful, but not exploitive, which is what the editor, Dan Halligan, was aiming for.

The male and female photos in The Probe  are tasteful and  exploitive, however, which is just the way the publisher, Aaron Muentz, likes them.  Muentz has also expanded into the video realm.  “The girl in the [Probe] video is a former roommate who has fun doing softcore stuff,” he explains.  But seeing as The Probe  is primarily a punk ‘zine, what has the reaction been to the nudity and softcore pornography?

 “I’ve had some objections from some PC [politically correct] people, but it’s pretty much come to be

accepted over the years.  I’ve got the word out that it’s usually friends of mine in the ‘zine.  It’s a little

different than your usual nudie girl stuff because it’s not for profit (until the video), and it’s always

been a one-time thing for the girls involved.”     

The Canadian publication, Fist Fuck, however, takes a different approach to sex.  Sex is the focus of this publication, while politics take a back seat.  The ‘zine, published by Heidi Riches, has some disturbing art of a sexual nature and nonfiction adult stories, some involving the publisher’s youth.  It is a popular publication with a group of loyal readers in spite of a low print run.

These publications show that despite a resurgence of Christianity among several underground cultures, some young people are still being sexually adventurous and experimental.  Such is the case with Greg and Gina.

Greg and Gina (not their real names) are twentysomethings from Southern California.  They are married.  They are swingers.  Says Gina, “We’ve been into it eight months after talking to people and making a mutual decision between us.”  She is open about her lifestyle, but is still somewhat shy for fear of “being busted and letting the whole world know.”

The couple finds most of their play partners through the Internet or “other connections,” and they mostly swing at their home or the home of their swing partners.  They have played at a swing club, too, but don’t ask where.  “It’s secret,” Gina explains.  “Members do not release any information.”

Even though secrecy plays a large role in their swinging, Gina and Greg may make a video in the future, but it won’t be available to the non-swinging public. 

While Greg and Gina meet partners over the Internet and other places, for some, the Internet is the only relief they have.  Spike, a young man of 27, turns to the Internet when he can’t find a woman to dominate him.

 “I first became aware [of being a submissive man] on a conscious level when I was 15 after I read

some female domination stories in Penthouse Variations.  He’s been dreaming about it ever since, but

admits that it’s not always easy to find someone to share his fantasy.


 “It wasn’t until I was 25 years old that I had my first real experience,” Spike explains.  He

lived with a domme he met at a bar.  They knew each other for a year before moving in together, at

which point they incorporated domination and submission into their lives. 

Now that Spike isn’t with the lady anymore, he spends his free time surfing the web looking for

dominating females and scanning websites devoted to female domination.  Perhaps he should travel to

Illinois to meet up with “lifestyle dominant,” Madam Divine.

Madam Divine, 46, has been actively participating in BD/SM activities since she was 18.  “It is the mental aspect and the intensity of the relationship that attracts me,” she explains.  “And I like to be in control.”

Madam Divine, who enjoys dominating both men and women, plays in her home, hotels and various clubs.  And while she doesn’t make her play her profession, she does do it “all the time.”

So whether it’s The Probe  or some dimly lit club in Chicago, chances are that if you are willing to dig deep, you’ll find something or someone to tickle your fancy.  Whether it’s childhood masturbation fantasies or women whipping you into submission, it’s out there.

Next time we’ll look at what’s going on in the world of underground videos with the people who make them, star in them and collect them.




Monday, May 9, 2011

Excess Hollywood: This Movie Safety Sealed For Your Own Protection

Originally published on Film Threat 12/22/05, this is my take on what responsibilities filmmakers have their audience (or potential audience) when they make a film.  You can read the piece here.

Sunday, May 8, 2011

A Dead Friend Now Available on Kindle

My second Kindle piece is an older short story I did called A Dead Friend.  It's tame compared to my usual horror pieces, as it was originally written for a magazine that declined it.  Hopefully if you like it, you'll write a review on Amazon. 

If you click through the link here, I will get a small commission, as well. 

I may be putting up one of my novels next.  The Kindle pieces are selling, but not like gangbusters, so pass the word on if you would be so kind.

Eyes of the Mothman Review

Published on Film Threat 5/2/11.  You can read the full review here.  Definitely worth watching the film if you are at all interested in Mothman.