Toilet Police Stickers Product Review

Originally published in issue 13 of Married Punks in 1998.


"They make great gifts for bridal showers . . .," reads the press release. Why? These three dollar, gold foil stickers are washable, which is good because they're meant for the toilet, and they are shaped like a police badge that reads, "Toilet Police: Close and Flush." I guess that's why.

I don't buy stickers, especially not three dollar ones. It's a novel idea, but so were pet rocks. Who would want this? I don't even think Yuppies would buy these, and they buy anything!

Greeting Cards From Mike Hunt Publishing Product Review

This review originally appeared in 1998 in issue 13 of Married Punks.


I don't know how much these are, or how many varieties there are, but I do know you'll want them.

Autopsy photos, wounds, and post-surgery shots were featured on the cards sent to me, and all are in glorious color. They're also blank on the inside for your special poem.

These are perfect for friends and enemies alike.